Sunday, 25 November 2007

Eight Random Facts Meme...

Keli over at Counterfeit Humans tagged me for this meme, which greeted me in my message box this morning. Mark over at the Uncanny Broadcasting Brain Blog also tagged me for it some time ago, but as it was my first time, I was a bit thick, didn't really know what I had to do and then felt a bit bad for passing it on...I think this was around the time I had received about ten threatening chain emails advising me that if I didn't forward them, the fleas of a thousand camels would infest my armpits or somesuch fate worse than death.

So, eight random facts about me:

1. When I first got engaged and babies filled my empty head, I determined to call my first born daughter Lorelei Fleur (this was the 80s). #1 daughter has got away with an infinitely more sensible name.

2. I love Marmite. I can eat it straight out of the jar and frequently do. Forget your cream cakes, chocolates, biscuits: Marmite on toast is my comfort food and I can't get enough of it. "Man cannot live on bread alone, but Agnes Mildew can survive forever on Marmite on toast".

3. I despise 'Sunday Drivers' - the ones who drive 30 mph in a 60 zone and hold up the traffic. They make me very, very cross which leads me to swear quite profusely no matter who is sitting in the car with me. I am a firm believer that these types of people are more dangerous on the roads than terminal speeders. My theory behind this is that so many people get irate and impatient to overtake that they take more risks thus leading to more accidents. That's my personal experience, anyway.

4. I once owned a cat called Scrofulous - Scroff for short. She was fantastic and used to go for long walks with me on the trading estate in the woods. There, she would attack rabbits in front of me and drag these huge bucks home with her where she would sling them over the cross-strut of a table and systematically eat every part of them apart from their stomachs. She was incredibly tough, but with a fantastic nature. Unfortunately, she tried to wrestle a 4WD one day and came off worse.

5. I have only ever cried at three films (although I have been marginally choked by others). These were Schindler's List, Moulin Rouge and Edward Scissorhands. That's a bit of an embarrassing one to admit, actually!

6. I am petrified of underground travel. I hate it more than Sunday Drivers. I have to go to London in the New Year and I am already fretting about how I will be expected to get around and about. As I will be with my boss, a Northern Pie-Eating man who calls a spade a shovel, I don't anticipate much sympathy for my plight.

7. I have been on TV once, when I was 17. We were invited to a Young Conservatives meeting for a friend of my (then) boyfriend to give him some support. None of us were political in any way, but we were promised free beer all night if we pretended that we were going to vote Jeff in. I was directly behind the camera view of Jeff and behaved rather rudely in retrospect. My (then) boyfriend appeared to enjoy himself, though.

8. A Victorian relative of mine, on my mother's side, was a besom-maker. A besom-maker, for those of you not in the know, makes broomsticks. Quite fitting, don't you think?

OK, that's all the random facts you are getting. In turn, I should like to ask Hope, Linda and Death Sweeper to have a go, too, if they have the time!


Anonymous said...

"I once owned a cat called Scrofulous - Scroff for short"
Sounds as though she was a pretty amazing feline. The formal name for Muffin (my eldest cat) is Muffinstuffalumpalous :0)

Mark Dykeman said...

Behaving rudely? Were you hexing someone?

Keli said...

My goodness Agnes -you're quick! I was tagged over a week ago before I got around to it. I too despise Sunday drivers and as for crying at films - I once emptied an entire box of Kleenex... while viewing E.T.

Agnes Mildew said...

Karen: That is a cracking name - it reminds me of Mr Snuffallupagous from Sesame St!

Mark: If I told you any more, I would have to kill you...

Keli: I actually pride myself on keeping a stiff upper lip during soppy films. My throat may have a huge lump in it, but my eyes stay dry most of the time: any tears is a sign of weakness in me, and you know what stupers do then!!

Anonymous said...

I think you are right. I think somehow I did get it from Mr. Snuffallupagous... I don't recall the why or how, though... At any rate, I'm tagging you with a meme! Can you believe that I have the nerve to tag you right in the comments of a posting from where you have already been tagged once this week?? But, yep, I've got the nerve. As I recall, I owe you one anyway. As a matter of fact - I think you tagged me with the eight random facts thing a few months ago?? At least I think so... Anyhoo - stop by for the rules. Ciao! xx

Matt Chingduvé said...

Lorelei Fleur? What were you smoking back then, woman? :)

Agnes Mildew said...

Matt: I think they were Ginseng Herbal cigarettes as I was attempting to give up for the first time. They stank to high heaven and made me hallucinate odd names for my offspring.

deathsweep said...

Hey Agnes, sorry it took me so long to to reply to your tag...I hope I didn't give too much away.